I JUST REALIZED WE DON’T EVEN KNOW WHAT DINOSAURS SOUND LIKE! THEY COULD’VE BEEN SPEAKING FLUENT GERMAN FOR ALL WE KNOW
it’s too early for this late night tumblr shit
GUTEN MORGEN HERR PTERODACTYL
WIE GEHTS FRAU MASTADON
Oh my god neither of those are dinosaurs and there’s 145 million years separating them both, this post is a palaeontological disaster.
Little Girls Are Better At Designing Superheroes Than You is a project where heroes are drawn based on the costumes of young girls.
This submission is Heather the Dwarf! Watch out, this woman will chop you down at one fell swoop!
This may be shocking, but babies and condoms are made of different material
Nearly everything is better with cheese.
*snort* like I need a guide telling me how to incorporate MORE cheese into my life. Puh-lease. I got this.
Ride or Die
for the Inkyspokes Traveling Bicycle Art Show
New Night Vale headcanon: Despite all the horror he’s been through, all of Carlos’ nightmares are about poor experimental procedure and bad data. He wakes up screaming in the night because oh god we didn’t wash the pipettes between uses the data’s all wrong and Cecil has to soothe him back to bed by promising him that he’s a good scientist.